Haircut nightmare

I can't believe it! Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse! As I was doing my hair this morning I realized it STILL ISN'T EVEN!! It is SO short I really don't want to go any shorter I just want the longer parts trimmed. I am NEVER going to Great Clips again! My cheapo haircut is turning into a very expensive cut. And did I mention the cowlicks? Pokey hair is the only style that will work. I should have learned my lesson the last time I went to GC!